Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment
I guess it’s official now…
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
My 9 year old brother had his hood on when we were walking to the store. He looked at me and said
“You think I’d get shot for looking like this?”
That shit made my heart stop, man. I was speechless.