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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via grade-a-memo)

permanent-high:

Your thoughts are received subliminally by others in their brains and hearts. This has been demonstrated experimentally by Dr. Gary Schwartz (Energy Healing Experiments, Atria, 2008). Most people perceive your moods subliminally and a few actually receive your thoughts as messages. According to the findings of quantum physics, the whole world is connected in ways we are just beginning to understand.

true story.
givingblowjobs:

thisss

tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

(via elblanconino)

pradda:

licens:

wow I just think this is just the most beautiful thing

agreed

tupacabra:

i don’t care who you are or what your sexual orientation is, i think we can all agree that we’d all fuck zac efron

(via grade-a-memo)

crashyourcrew:

Trill and True.

(Source: airbender, via goodfuckingsex)